Whenever you are attacked by a vampire, following these eight simple rules to survive:
- Be female.
- Have a sexy body.
- Don’t hesitate to show it.
- Wear some sexy, naughty stuff, like latex, leather or some nice lingerie.
- Touch the vampire gently.
- Whisper what you would like to do with him.
- Do it!
- Enjoy it!
Read the list carefully, if you fail on one of the steps, you won’t have a chance anymore…